Life is Heald: Johnny Speednuts will be your waiter tonight

Life is Heald: Johnny Speednuts will be your waiter tonight
If I poured you a nice glass of wine to enjoy with a warm plate of road kill smothered in motor oil sauce, would that constitute fine dining? I didn’t think so. So why do so many gear heads think they can adopt a stray car from the junkyard, hang half a year’s paychecks worth of automotive ornaments on it, and call it a Christmas tree? It’s like putting a nice pair of Ray-Bans on Mr. Potato Head …

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